How to be brilliant and supremely happy at whatever you want to be.

1.  Be you.  You’re already the most awesome sauce at it in the entire universe galaxy!  Shake your pompoms baby!
2. Never listen to naysayers, bosses who are drunk by lunch, teachers who call you dumb, parents who think you are destined to be an excellent typist, or scardy cat wannabees with inflated egos of their dullard reality.  Always listen to strangers on the bus who spontaneously talk to you or themselves, children, animals and the voices…yea, you know you hear them.
3. Trust your gut.  It tells you the truth 99% of the time. You know…that wonderful, peaceful, satiated feeling that you are doing the right thing…as oppose to the turbulent, horror-filled, vomitus ache that defies eating an entire family-size bag of ripple chips and onion dip drowned with a bottle of red wine (which by the way is a highly recommended paring by gourmands and sommeliers worldwide)
4. Make stuff up to validate your beliefs.
5. Be fearless.  Feel everything and rejoice. Shake hands with your fears, give them a hug, have a drink with them, then make a monster face and tell them to get out (Amityville horror-style).
6. Crazy ass spontaneous imaginative non-sensible combustion is way better and infinitely funner than playing it safe.
7. Replace the word need with desire.
8. Embrace mayhem, madness and chaos – it is a prerequisite state in the process of evolution.
9. Believe in something unbelievable, invisible and intangible.
10. Embrace your inner psychopath.  Don’t act on it – just tend to it.
11. Lose the attitude. Develop a lovitude.